i really do

"Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."
— 17 hours ago with 4878 notes

shadethenightfury:

People in the theater as I’m going into the movie:
“Gone Girl sounds like such a chick flick”
NO
HOLY SHIT NO
THAT WAS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF A CHICK FLICK
NO

— 4 days ago with 25 notes
Things the guy from next cubicle decides to slide under my floor today.

Things the guy from next cubicle decides to slide under my floor today.

— 4 days ago
#the office  #sneaky garbage disposal 

Breaking 19th day of not drinking. But look. Books.

— 6 days ago
#wednesday  #wine  #books 
Monday in shady sidewalks.

Monday in shady sidewalks.

— 1 week ago
#commute  #monday  #home 
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
— 1 week ago with 413830 notes

Today in absenteeism and mushroom growing off chopped trees.

— 1 week ago
#trees  #mushroom  #Wednesday