"Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck."
People in the theater as I’m going into the movie:
“Gone Girl sounds like such a chick flick”
HOLY SHIT NO
THAT WAS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF A CHICK FLICK
|me:||what are taxes and how do I pay them?
|school system:||worry not
|school system:||mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell